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My Mother's Opinion on Rick Santorum

Me: Hey Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Me: In all seriousness-- If Santorum gets elected I'm going to start looking for colleges in Canada.
Mom: Okay...
Me: No, seriously. He wants to ban porn-- especially GAY porn because he thinks it turns people into homosexuals.
Mom: What the...?
Me: Here, look him up.
Mom: -watches http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK035Y2d-po-
Mom: ...
Me: See?
Mom: ... -watches more videos-
10 Minutes Later
Mom: It sounds like this guy watched gay porn in college, got fucked, and is now trying to cover his ass.
Me: -spits out drink-

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